THE BEST GAMERS - The Team's Biographies
"My name is Gamzerguy, I am probably the coolest gamer ever?? No fuck that I AM the coolest gamer ever for sure dog. I get wasted all 420 times a day while reviewing shit and I make people flip a dick because of how I TEAR apart shitty nerdo games. One time I got high and wasted at the same tje same time!!!!"
"You probably heard of me, Rockcock64. Top of the Call of Duty and Day of Defeat and Counter Strike and Medal of Honor highscores? When I'm not blasting scrubs online, you can find me grabbing some gaming grub and watching real life gamers duke it out. (Football.)"
"It's me, DarkGamer6669, the eerie twist the gaming world needs *crooked grin* I take my games seriously, if you don't, then i don't take you seriously. If you decide to step into my dark world then my advice is to watch your back because things may get... a little creepy *cackle*"
"One thing most real gamers don't understand is how the games can really eat you up and spit out your guts.
I'm one of those gamers that understands how hard gaming really is. It's my job to spare the true g's from bullshit like games made for scrubs, and totaly unhardcore shit.
Sit back and relax pros, cause I got your back, aight?"

"Kr1$$yKr0n1K~ here I like to play any games the guys do those are my favs! I am grateat FPSers and skippits. I don't like playforming because I fall so much why does that even need to be in games????? My fav color is rainbows can't you tell ROFL!!!!! Hope you guys can handle taking advice from a grl!!!!! *gigglez*"
Who could this gamer be? They haven't done anything yet but are on the team. Maybe we'll see them soon.
Who could this gamer be? They haven't done anything yet but are on the team. Maybe we'll see them soon.