THE BEST GAMERS - THE BUZZ
NINTENDO AT E3 - DUMB CONTROLLER
MURDARMACHENE - After the last two press conferences sucking dick, could Nintendo step in to save gaming from dying? Very unlikely considering it was Nintendo, and while they at least were nice enough to have a short conference, they revealed nothing.
Thanks for nothing Nintendo.
BIG TITLES REVEALED:
Reggie looking stupid
The conference was short
WORST THINGS EVER:
New console is just a controller I guess...
...a really bad controller...
...that probably is really expensive...
...and awkward to hold.
Games shown were already known about
15 minutes wasted showing Zelda shit nobody cared about
Wii U is a stupid ass name
This conference was the most tolerable just because of how short it was, just clocking in a little over an hour. This E3 blew huge ass, but don't worry, everyone on every website won't comment on its quality and try to act like things mattered and interesting things were shown.
2/10 hardcores, one point goes for the short length and the fact that something sort of big was shown off, too bad it wasn't a CONSOLE like they said, it's just a controller. Other people called it a console, but Nintendo kept saying controller. Thank you for being as confusing as possible Nintendo, and congratulations at hitting the lowest point possible E3. Rest in peace videogames.